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yikes, what a crap fest. the story of this one is that a thief has been hired to go in to a wealthy man's penthouse loft and steal a valuable ancient cross. the heist goes as planned until they get to the elevator of the building. on the way down all hell breaks loose and the thiefs are stuck with a bunch of other people on one of the floors. i'm not entirely sure what happens next (and to be honest, i dont think the film makers do either...) because then there seems to be a seven foot tall vikking welding a broadsword that shows up and starts killing the different people on that floor of the building. there are traps set up and human sacrifices and arguing and heads being exploded by a mace. make sense? sure doesnt. and to top off all that unrelated nonsense, the whole thing looks like it costed about 40 bucks. with the music and opening credits, it looks like this is supposed to be a comedy, but i get the feeling that it wasnt originally, but due to such a crappy product, they changed it in the editing process from a bad movie to a bad movie thats trying to be funny. this one just looks like a poorly shot tv show from the 80's. avoid at all costs.